Jimmy Kimmel never misses a moment to be crass, off point, or inappropriate. Last week, he decided to do a mock White House Correspondents’ Dinner set as though he was the comedian headlining it.
It should be noted that the Whit House Correspondents Association (WHCA) didn’t even book a comedian for Saturday night after last year’s drama with anti-Trump comedian Amber Rufin, who ultimately got fired before her set due to her incendiary rhetoric and unwillingness to tone things down. Mentalist Oz Pearlman was scheduled to perform instead before the event was postponed due to an attempt on the president’s life.
Jimmy’s ‘Jokes’
In any event, Jimmy Kimmel decided to put together this mock routine, and it is remarkable how unfunny the jokes were. Truly. They were so on the nose and obvious, not clever at all. None of them even warranted a mild laugh or amusement. Here’s a sampling:
- On Vice President J.D. Vance: “It’s hard to get J.D. to come to an event like this. He’s a real homebody. His wife peeled him off the couch… Please do not get up from your seats during the performance because the vice president will fuck them.”
- On White House Deputy Chief of Staff Stephen Miller: Stephen Miller is so racist. The reason he went bald is because his hair was black. Stephen Miller puts the ‘cis’ in white supremacist.”
- On FBI Director Kash Patel: “If anyone starts any trouble, fear not, because FBI Director Kash Patel is standing by. Waitress, can we get Kash of vodka soda in a booster seat, please?”
- On Secretary of War Pete Hegseth: “Pete’s hair has more oil in it right now than the Strait of Hormuz.”
- On Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy, Jr.: “Years ago, he wrote his diary that he pulled his car over to the side of the road to carve the penis out of a raccoon… And his son asked him, ‘Dad, why did you do that? Why did you chop the penis off a dead animal?’ And he looked his son, he said, ‘Because I’m a fucking psychopath. Now, get out of this car and go get measles.'”
I don’t even know where to begin. During the broadcast, they had fake reaction shots from administration officials and the laugh track was there to boost, I’m sure, his sagging audience’s smattering of applause. There was nothing funny; nothing remotely clever. The RFKJ ‘joke’ included an impersonation that didn’t sound anything like him. He gave him a Brooklyn accent for some reason. He doesn’t actually talk like that at all.
The Worst of the Worst
Jimmy Kimmel is not funny, but here he was least funny of all. What he said about Melania Trump is now making major news. You would think Kimmel would have learned his lesson after making light of Charlie Kirk’s assassination and suggesting that the guy who is accused of killing him, Tyler Robinson, is MAGA. Remember, that led to his show getting pulled off the air for five days, and the left turned him into Rosa Parks over it.
But take a look at the terrible ‘joke’ he made about Melania Trump during the same skit:
“And of course, our First Lady, Melania, is here. Look at [Melania]. So beautiful. Mrs. Trump, you have a glow like an expectant widow.”
Who would make a joke like that knowing that President Trump has almost been killed relatively recently? For this guy to get up there and say she has “the glow of an expectant widow.” Like, how insensitive can you be? Trump has children. He has grandchildren. He does have a wife. He has millions of people who love him. “The glow of an expectant widow”? How sick are you?
The left and the de-sensitivity they are trying to create in people to the thought of political violence is tremendous. It is a force for evil in this country, and he doubles, triples, and quadruples down on it every other week.
The Trumps Respond
On Monday, Melania Trump actually responded, which she never does. As you know, the first lady does not seek the spotlight. It is very rare to hear Melania speak out, but now she has. She posted the following on X:
“Kimmel’s hateful and violent rhetoric is intended to divide our country. His monologue about my family isn’t comedy- his words are corrosive and deepens the political sickness within America.
People like Kimmel shouldn’t have the opportunity to enter our homes each evening to spread hate.
A coward, Kimmel hides behind ABC because he knows the network will keep running cover to protect him.
Enough is enough. It is time for ABC to take a stand. How many times will ABC’s leadership enable Kimmel’s atrocious behavior at the expense of our community.”
That is extraordinary. That is the closest I have heard to her getting explicitly political and she actually appears to be calling for him to be fired. And no sooner did she post that, that we also heard from her husband, the president of the United States, on Truth Social:
“Wow, Jimmy Kimmel, who is in no way funny as attested to by his terrible Television Ratings, made a statement on his Show that is really shocking. He showed a fake video of the First Lady, Melania, and our son, Barron, like they were actually sitting in his studio, listening to him speak, which they weren’t, and never would be. He then stated, “Our First Lady, Melania, is here. Look at Melania, so beautiful. Mrs. Trump, you have a glow like an expectant widow.” A day later a lunatic tried entering the ballroom of the White House Correspondents Dinner, loaded up with a shotgun, handgun, and many knives. He was there for a very obvious and sinister reason. I appreciate that so many people are incensed by Kimmel’s despicable call to violence, and normally would not be responsive to anything that he said but, this is something far beyond the pale. Jimmy Kimmel should be immediately fired by Disney and ABC. Thank you for your attention to this matter!”
It is pretty explosive. I can only imagine the ‘oh shit’ moment that any normal person would have after saying she “has the glow of an expectant widow” and, within 48 hours, someone tries to kill her husband. A normal person would have a complete meltdown at that series of events.
I am not saying that the shooter was motivated by Jimmy Kimmel, though, to be honest, who knows if he had watched that episode. I don’t know. What I am saying is this was irresponsible talk. Given his professional position, you don’t make jokes about assassinations of the president, especially when he has had multiple assassination attempts against him. You don’t make light of it. Imagine someone saying that about Michelle Obama. Imagine what the reaction would be. Just think about that for a second.
I can maybe understand, in the wake of an assassination attempt, a comedian like Jay Leno – someone who is universally beloved and not known as a partisan hack who actually really does hate the president who just got shot – making a joke that was in good faith. You could maybe find a way that is not in bad taste to help the nation heal. That has always been one of the great roles of our great comedians, to help us heal through humor.
This was not that. We were not healing from anything. It was in advance of a massive gathering where he knew the president would be attending and Melania too. He was pretending that he was at the event, that he was the comedian there, and sending the message out to whomever follows that show that it is so funny to think of Trump dead and Melania as a glowing widow. It is just sick.
Decision Time for Disney
The ball is in your court, ABC. You are not going to be able to ignore this. You are not going to be able to ignore both the president and the first lady. She is even more powerful than he is in this particular moment on this particular issue.
Do the right thing.
Think about it: ABC fired Chris Harrison from The Bachelor because a contestant on that show went to an antebellum-themed party years earlier when she was a young college student. They thought that was racially insensitive and all Chris Harrison said to the effect of, ‘Are we judging her by the standards of today, or by the standards of when she did it?’ That’s all he said, and ABC ruined him. He has never been heard from again.
But you can say – as Jimmy Kimmel, as the face of ABC – that a wife has “the glow of an expectant widow” about a husband who was almost killed at least once, two other times were attempts in the making, and now a fourth?
Disney fired actress Gina Carano over a totally anodyne posting about World War II, Adolf Hitler, and the excesses of the left. Her one online post was too much. This is also the company that paid Donald Trump $15 million when George Stephanopoulos said, erroneously, that Trump had been found liable for rape. He said it over and over and over during an interview with Rep. Nancy Mace (R-SC). They recognized the deep offense caused by that comment when it wasn’t true.
So, how about the libel of Melania Trump suggesting she wants her husband dead? That is what Kimmel just did to her. Forget what he did to President Trump there. He suggested she wants her husband executed. How about that? Disney paid $15 million for civilly found libel for rape. Are we going to do anything about ‘she wants her husband dead’ or normalizing the thought of an execution? Anything?
We look forward to seeing what ABC does.
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