The Strudwick File: The Backpack Bandit Strikes Again

Strudwick has a unique history with backpacks. There was the time Megyn and her family made it all the way to Greece before realizing their four-legged friend had damaged their knapsacks. See below:

Before that, he raided the snacks in Thatcher and Yardley’s school bags in back-to-back banditry. The silver lining? He left the $20 bill in Yardley’s backpack unscathed.

And that’s not to mention the times he discovered Yardley and Doug’s packed packs after their family trip to Scandinavia, destroyed Doug’s brother’s headphones after rummaging through his travel bag, and stole Thatcher’s recorder from his unsupervised sack.

All that leads us to what happened when earlier this month when Yardley was packing up to head home from Montana. While she was gathering her things for her backpack, Strud barged in and went to town. He left a trail of destruction in his wake, but it was the Mucinex throat drops and a lip liner that bore the brunt of his curiosity.

Also inexplicably damaged in the incident? The packaging of her protractor.

Guess we can add “geometry” to the list of things Studwick has it out for. To be fair, we weren’t really into math either, Strud.

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