The Strudwick File: Protein-palooza, Part II

We are just four weeks removed from the very unfortunate incident we are calling “Protein-palooza.” You can get caught up on the whole saga here, but the spark notes version is that Strudwick somehow got into the pantry, made off with a bag of Jocko protein powder, and went to town on it in the living room.

His co-conspirator was none other than his usually well-behaved sister Thunder. Both Strud and Thunder showed no ill-effects from the protein-packed pantry raid, and, thanks to Megyn’s trusty plastic rugs (yes, really, it’s a thing!), neither did the living room.

But that’s not to say Megyn was willing to tempt fate. She, Doug, and the kids have been extra careful to make sure the non-dog-friendly parts of the house were locked down (especially after the most recent weekend wallop), but, as we’ve come to know, Strud always finds away.

Case in point:

That is a text message exchange between Megyn and Doug, which included a photo of what he found when he went into the living room the other night. Yes, that is Stud and Thunder with – you guessed it! – a bag of Jocko protein powder. Here’s a closer look:

Fortunately, Doug got there “just in time” to thwart the inevitable chaos that was about to ensue, but Megyn’s “wait seriously!?” speaks for all of us.

Seriously, Strud, how do you do it?

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