Thanks to our old pal Strud, Megyn had a berry big problem on her hands this week. We’ll let her tell you what happened:

“Sigh. You see, the tree that drops the berries is back in full bloom, so now Strud is eating a king’s bounty of berries every day when we let him out on the lawn. And then he does enormous poops (as blurred above) at night… and through the night… and the next morning.
We called the invisible fence people to come move the invisible fence so that he can’t get to the tree berry shrapnel, but even just the assessment can’t happen until today and then he will have to be trained on the new barricade.
By the time that happens, the berries will be gone. But, hey, maybe we’ll be good for Year Five with Strud out there.”
Hope springs eternal!
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