This here is the rare Strudwick update in which our ever-hungry protagonist did not manage to successfully swipe the snack he was eyeing on the counter. Yes, it is very counterintuitive and a rare turn of events, to be sure. And perhaps no one is more surprised than Strud.

Do you see the longing in his eyes for the one that got away? Better luck next time, bud!
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