The Strudwick File: One in a Melon

There is little, if anything, Strudwick won’t eat. Lately, he has sampled the decorative pumpkins and gourds, Thatcher’s pistachios, and his beloved butter to name a few. There was another taste-test this week that can only be described as one in a melon.

Yes, that is what is left of a cup of watermelon chunks he managed to sneak off with. While we don’t condone the thievery, we do commend the healthy choice!

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