The Strudwick File: Strud’s Night Terror

Strudwick and his sister Thunder usually spend the night in their crates. Megyn and Doug decided to “take a risk” earlier this week and let them sleep outside of the crates in the cordoned off area of the kitchen and living room where they roam during the day.

They went to bed before the kids, so Megyn asked them to make sure the doors were closed before retiring for the evening. Something must have gotten lost in translation because Megyn woke up to this:

That is a urine stain on the runner on the second floor, where Strudwick is not allowed to be under any circumstances – let alone at night.

She then walked downstairs to see this:

It remains unclear what was in that plastic baggie or where Strud got it from.

Also found on the first floor? Another wet spot:

And a massive number two that we have blurred to save your stomach:

Our four-legged friend eventually made it back to his dog bed, but the damage was done.

Needless to say, the experiment “didn’t go well,” Megyn admitted. Though, to be fair, Strud wasn’t supposed to have access to the whole house.

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