The Strudwick File: Strud Cuts a Rug, Part I

Last year, Strudwick managed to help himself to a box of cherry Jello that was on the kitchen counter. The result was what looked like a murder scene on the neighboring room’s rug. Megyn tried and tried but couldn’t get any portion of this stain out:

This was after he had already stained the rug elsewhere thanks to his ongoing struggle to understand where to relieve himself:

So, Megyn had to get rid of the rug. She ordered a new one that she was promised would be “indestructible!” It is literally made out of plastic – supposedly you can use a garden hose on this thing and messes will wash away. It wasn’t cheap, but desperate times…    

Well, the new rug recently arrived. And Strud has found a new favorite game with it:

So much for “indestructible!”

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