The Strudwick File: Pizza Gate, Part I

Megyn left her kids in charge of watching Strud while she went to curriculum night at their school. How did it go? You be the judge…

Megyn: Kids! Did Strud get loose and into the pizza in the dining room?

Thatcher: No!

Yates: He escaped once by jumping over the chairs that were blocking his entrance to the rest of the house, and I physically had to drag him back to the kitchen – but I don’t know after that.

Yardley: Well, I did see him upstairs [where he’s never supposed to be], and I had to drag him back down to the kitchen.

Megyn: How many pieces of pizza were left before all that happened?

Kids: Like three or four.

Megyn: 🤦‍♀️

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